Wanted: elusive critters of the West
Posted: January 27th, 2013, 12:21 pm
Here is my most wanted list for this year 2013:
Utah Blind Snake- wanted for being so elusive as to question their existence and my sanity.
Regal Ringneck snake in Utah- wanted for stunning photos
Coachwhip in Utah- wanted for being faster than a camera shutter
Mojave Patchnose snake- wanted alive to one up Thomas' dead on boat photos
Western Leafnose snake- wanted for more records verified from Utah
Great Plains Rat Snake- wanted to tick off my lifer list
Utah Mountain Kingsnake- wanted to make Brian Hubbs and Bryan Hamilton envious
Utah Milk Snake- wanted for the crime of eluding Thomas for a long time
Western Blackneck Garter- to finish off the Utah garters for me
Ground snake-wanted to prove to Brian Eagar that some of the rest of us can get lucky too
Blackhead snake- wanted period. Seriously has anyone ever seen one in Utah in like forever?
Sonoran Lyre Snake in Utah- wanted for the rights to be hoisted to the shoulders of other chapter members as a conquering hero
Speckled rattlesnake- wanted because we didn't find one last time and I want to try and out do that smug Cameron Rognan with his absolutely unbeatable beautiful pictures
Mojave sidewinder pink variant- wanted because I took Chris York, Thomas and Rye to my best spot to find them and came up zilch making me look like a tool.
Grand canyon rattlesnake in Utah- wanted to make Jimi's eyes pop out like a cartoon when he is browsing the forums and comes across my killer photos
Desert Iguana in Utah- wanted so I can silence the naysayers
Gila Monster- wanted to get Tim and Josh Emms to plan trips to Utah and to show Jason Hull something besides my hand-painted replica Gilas
Rattlesnakes in general- wanted because they are seriously cool and I can use the photos to get Matt in trouble with his wife on facebook because he promised that his son Jake would be nowhere near one on the chapter trip
These outlaws must be located and photographed for their crimes of eluding me for several years of fruitless search. Lets round up a posse and hunt these varmints down and record them to the fullest extent of the database. Let no rock go unturned, no board go unflipped and no desolate road go uncruised until we have located and apprehended the bandits for photos and GPS coordinates. Justice must be done for the women and children. There is a substantial reward offered for info on their whereabouts, just see Tim Warfel or Mike Pingleton for payment as they apparently have money to blow for herp trips all over the place.
Utah Blind Snake- wanted for being so elusive as to question their existence and my sanity.
Regal Ringneck snake in Utah- wanted for stunning photos
Coachwhip in Utah- wanted for being faster than a camera shutter
Mojave Patchnose snake- wanted alive to one up Thomas' dead on boat photos
Western Leafnose snake- wanted for more records verified from Utah
Great Plains Rat Snake- wanted to tick off my lifer list
Utah Mountain Kingsnake- wanted to make Brian Hubbs and Bryan Hamilton envious
Utah Milk Snake- wanted for the crime of eluding Thomas for a long time
Western Blackneck Garter- to finish off the Utah garters for me
Ground snake-wanted to prove to Brian Eagar that some of the rest of us can get lucky too
Blackhead snake- wanted period. Seriously has anyone ever seen one in Utah in like forever?
Sonoran Lyre Snake in Utah- wanted for the rights to be hoisted to the shoulders of other chapter members as a conquering hero
Speckled rattlesnake- wanted because we didn't find one last time and I want to try and out do that smug Cameron Rognan with his absolutely unbeatable beautiful pictures
Mojave sidewinder pink variant- wanted because I took Chris York, Thomas and Rye to my best spot to find them and came up zilch making me look like a tool.
Grand canyon rattlesnake in Utah- wanted to make Jimi's eyes pop out like a cartoon when he is browsing the forums and comes across my killer photos
Desert Iguana in Utah- wanted so I can silence the naysayers
Gila Monster- wanted to get Tim and Josh Emms to plan trips to Utah and to show Jason Hull something besides my hand-painted replica Gilas
Rattlesnakes in general- wanted because they are seriously cool and I can use the photos to get Matt in trouble with his wife on facebook because he promised that his son Jake would be nowhere near one on the chapter trip
These outlaws must be located and photographed for their crimes of eluding me for several years of fruitless search. Lets round up a posse and hunt these varmints down and record them to the fullest extent of the database. Let no rock go unturned, no board go unflipped and no desolate road go uncruised until we have located and apprehended the bandits for photos and GPS coordinates. Justice must be done for the women and children. There is a substantial reward offered for info on their whereabouts, just see Tim Warfel or Mike Pingleton for payment as they apparently have money to blow for herp trips all over the place.